April 2011
Mr Brightside
The Killers
Mr. Brightside by The Killers
i love this song i don’t even care who knows
#it’s so fucking gay #i mean all killers songs are so fucking gay in my experience but this song is SO GAY #it’s like if eve kosofsky sedgwick wrote a pop-rock song about her homosocial sexual theories
March 2011
i give up
on life on note taking.
A chunk of tiramisu just fell out of my mouth.
You have to love Andrew Garfield.
- Interviewer: Andrew, do you think Facebook would have been created if Mark and Eduardo were getting any?
- Andrew: Haha, oh god, haha. No.
I’m five pages in and I want to shoot myself in the face.
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort:
nevershoutneverforeverandever:
TEACHER:
OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:
AND I’M JUST LIKE :
I’M USING THIS
i’m so writing this on my hand
i will do this.
If only I were still in a school that requires you to get permission to visit the restroom…
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